Final Excuse Pro

The ideal excuse generation system for people bereft of credibility and imagination, Final Excuse Pro can make excuses for transgressions ranging from late assignments and social gaffs to WAR-crimes. A pre-installed library of scapegoats includes pets, subordinates, relatives, highly paid advisors and of course the Global Monkey Conspiracy. A new era has dawned. An era in which perfectly plausable and believable excuses are a mouseclick away, for even the most defective user.Sample excuses:You can`t blame me for my tardiness... the free muffin you get with every tenth methadone-assisted Detox at Ronald McDone House elegantly fanned the flames engulfing my necrotic Steam engine!You can`t blame me for those vague and non-specific transgressions... our Simian Secret Service rashly sacked the elected government, upsetting our plans for our diseased motion picture!